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		<title>Pendapatmu Tentang Aku</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 04:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[istri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pemuda]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seorang Nyonya duduk di bangku sebuah taman sejenak melepas lelah setelah hampir seharian shoping. Tak jauh, duduk pula sepasang muda-mudi. Si pemudi bertanya pada si pemuda kekasihnya, &#8220;Say, apa artinya... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/pendapatmu-tentang-aku.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Wanita Perlu Uang Banyak</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gelandangan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[salon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seorang wanita kaya sedang menyusuri trotoar ketika ditegur oleh perempuan gelandangan yang lusuh dan kumal. Gelandangan itu minta beberapa ribu rupiah untuk makan. Wanita itu mengambil dompetnya, mengeluarkan uang lima... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/wanita-perlu-uang-banyak.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Perokok dan Bukan Perokok</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 03:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perokok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rokok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uang]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.selamatpagi.net/?p=636</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ada 2 orang lagi naik bis dan duduk bersebelahan. Yang seorang perokok, dan yang satu lagi bukan perokok. Si perokok mengeluarkan sebungkus rokok dari kantung celananya bermaksud untuk menawarkan kepada... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/perokok-dan-bukan-perokok.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Catatan si Usman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[istri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kantor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keluarga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sekretaris]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.selamatpagi.net/?p=631</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Inilah alasan mengapa Usman memecat sekretarisnya. Hari Selasa minggu lalu adalah ulang tahunku yang ke-50. Aku turun sarapan dengan harapan istriku ingat dan mengucapkan dengan penuh mesra, &#8220;Selamat Ultah ya... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/catatan-si-usman.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Presiden dan Penjual Kue</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Presiden bertanya pd ibu tua penjual kue: Presiden, &#8220;Sudah berapa lama jualan kue? Ibu, &#8220;Sudah hampir 30 tahun.&#8221; Presiden, &#8220;Trus anak ibu mana, kenapa tidak ada yang bantu?&#8221; Ibu, &#8220;Anak... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/presiden-dan-penjual-kue.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone, iPad, iPod and iPay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 05:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lihat deh reaksi si Bapaknya]]></description>
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		<title>Bolpoinku di Tanganmu</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 05:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[is]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tangan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bu Guru, &#8220;Make a sentences using the word &#8216;HAND&#8217;&#8221;. (buat kalimat dengan kata &#8220;tangan&#8221;) Manto maju ke depan dan menulis di papan tulis. &#8220;My penis in your hand.&#8221; (Penisku di... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/bolpoinku-di-tanganmu.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Kalau Binatang Punya BlackBerry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kalo binatang punya BB kira-kira statusnya kaya gini kali yaaa&#8230; Anjing pudel: Nunggu di jemput chayangku mo ke salon neeh.. Kecoa: Baru aja selamet dari injekan maut.. Sapi: Huh sebel... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/kalau-binatang-punya-blackberry.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Kuda Betina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 03:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Suatu ketika, seorang koboi naik kuda di gurun pasir. Tiba-tiba kudanya berhenti, karena ada seekor ular menghalangi jalan. Si Koboi bersiap-siap mengeluarkan pistolnya hendak menembak ular itu. Tapi ular itu... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/kuda-betina.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Ujang dan Ayam Goreng</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dalam keadaan lapar, Ujang masuk ke sebuah rumah makan. Ia memesan ayam goreng. Tak lama kemudian sebuah ayam goreng utuh tersaji. Baru saja Ujang hendak memegangnya, seorang pelayan datang terpogoh-pogoh,... <span class="meta-more"><a href="http://www.selamatpagi.net/humor/ujang-dan-ayam-goreng.html">Read more &#187;</a></span>]]></description>
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